THE EXTRA-ORDINARY ADVENTURES OF TOMMY FELLINI

Chapter One: From the Moon to the Earth

It was never like the previous night, perhaps it would never be, and the plane had crashed into the Gardens of Huyt.
"This is tranquility base to major tom "
"Do you hear me major tom?"
Of course he could hear the base, but was in no condition to answer back, BTR-56 was badly damaged he could guess, and he was badly hurt too the prototype plane WEBo.0 was not exactly refined in the mooner sense of the word.

He knew where he was in, he never wanted to come back, nobody in the moon wanted to come back, they had forgotten their ancestors and had moved into become the mooners, in fact nobody cared about earth, now that moon was a planet on it's own in the centre of the butter-milk galaxy, it had been 56 moon years since moon broke away from the earth to be absorbed into another distant galaxy far far away from the sun.
Major Tommy Fellini had survived and so had some of the friends from earth and had escaped the green planet in the module which was named Al Gore-007 and landed on the moon some hundreds of years ago, now they had happily reproduced themselves and had formed a colony called the mooners they never wanted to comeback to the dying earth.
Some days ago, The Martian Daily a weekly which could not be circulated daily reported that earth had been taken over by Asunghuys, a villainous tribe mainly consisting of beastly women who were voted the most dominant force in the whole of the discovered universe and had rebuilt the ozone layer and started growing weird plants which usually sang "hound dog" in the afternoon and "baleilikka baleilikka" late in the night, this project overall was called the gardens of Huyt, it also reported that the present queen was Jedai Fister M.A. who was facing severe crisis, the earthlings were planning an uprising and they had to be stopped.
Now she had other problems which obviously is our swashbuckling hero Major Tommy Fellini.
We might have to wait a while since we resume conversation with our Major whose inspiration was Major Sundarrajan and hence the prefix (women usually fell for him thinking he spent six months in Afghanistan)
let's wait, he must get back to us in some time.

Satyeki