2056:The Ultimate Beginning

2056

The year is 2056, as it is obvious from the title and if you still haven’t guessed that this happens in the future I have no interest in knowing about you. But then my kind and forgiving mind will forgive you as I, the narrator of this sad story posses the same bird brain as many of you shall be deemed to posses.

The year is 2056, the world is in peril, Gaya the spirit of the earth no longer exists, and as for the earth itself it exists only in bits and pieces. Only one known settlement of human are known in the galaxy which is the Republic Democratic Socialist State of Ranipet, all the other nations either have vanished to obscurity or have declared as forest reserves,86% of the world now is ruled by aliens and 13% of that 86% is ruled by the Marmusians, the inhabitants of the planet of Maramus, the rest of the 86% is ruled by aliens with tapering heads and who speak a language which might sound like a burp in the middle of the Red Sea but undoubtedly they are the most feared creatures on the Universe and call themselves The Blurps and Burps of Boguspur(T3B, this is also a tribute to now dead bollywood feel good director whose name the narrator doesn’t which to share).

Ranipet has become suddenly so crowded and about one million people per square inch that all the men ran away to a nearby secret land and named it Rajapet:The land of the revolutionaries, but fearing that they might be branded as terrorists, the rules of Rajapet quickly passed a law to change the name as Rajapet:We are very peaceful people, but still continued their underground activities, certain sections of the male population still visited Ranipet(for obvious reasons) thus leading to a moderate growth in population to about 0.09%, the scientific fact behind the phenomenal decrease in population economics compared to 2001 will be disclosed later. It was also a sad thing that cricket had ceased to exist and had replaced by new games called “Do you dare to survive?” and “Are you smarter than the nearest alien?” both hosted by a now very old star who used to collaborate with the bollywood director above mentioned.

Things were not much to the liking of the remaining humans, because there were not many humans remaining, the people where either killed to the quirky guns of the aliens in the first Alien-Human war or thrown into outerspace, none of them had comeback including a spy whose name the narrator wishes to present but cannot due to copyright issues which might further trouble the proceedings of the story. Though the love interest of the spy had to remain back in the earth, say shall we call her Madame Undress whose love angle will feature in this epic narration when I have nothing much to offer, but otherwise Ms. Undress is quite peaceful in her life entertaining the aliens.

The disillusioned youth of the remaining humans divided them into fifteen groups, since fifteen was quite a large number they came back to being two. One being “The waiting for God cult” and the other one “We don’t need a God no more cult” both being extremely popular and held their meetings in the Town Hall of Ranipet on alternate Sundays, since most of the members forgot which cult had to meet on which Sunday both of them merged together and decided that formation of a cult was quite unnecessary in these trying times. Later people who thought they were quite intelligent broke away from the cults to form a new cult called “Hey, we don’t need you anymore” and met at a small juice shop which had stopped selling juices because aliens were allergic to fruits which were in some way round in shape an possessed a characteristic smell. The group had very few members and the happenings were not as violent as it would be in the parent cults.

Now that aliens had intercepted the internet I shall have to stop writing my grand epic today, and will continue later when the time is ripe and when aliens sleep, till the from across the universe to all those human who disappeared.

“Let it be”

Satyeki