Into the darkness of the expanding universe, the man stared as he watched the numerous funny looking things go by, back at home their were called flying saucers owing to their resemblance of the insignificant things which humans place below their tea/coffee cups but this was the last thing that would come to the stagnant brain of the man.
He had already seen too much and was willing to return to planet Geo (once called Earth but then when the neo-humans found the name too unfashionable they decided to call Earth just Geo a relatively simpler name and could be well related to by each and every one of the planet. The other suggested name was- the foster planet of Superman, which was rejected at the international convention of the Earth Renaming Commission on the basis that the chairman of the committee was dead against comic books and believed that if something could inhabit the earth it would only be the foolish humans, later he was killed in the middle of metropolis square by an unknown man in a red cape and blue underwear. The case was never solved.
As I said he had seen enough already to think about any other thing as he saw these peaceful things pass by in complete silence beautiful creatures as these were in the feminine color of pink as they moved smoothly over the limitless universe.
They were simply called the things in pink to avoid confusion, for the interested reader these were the fat bottomed pink Lazeroids as listed in the Universe Gazette, peaceful things which once in a while came to planet to Geo for their annual fest called the fat bottomed fest.
They did find it funny that humans still didn’t believe in extra-Geo creatures, for they had lived in and out of Geo for years and years as they could trace back in their notebooks of history, Old Duncan the second, as expected a pink Lazeroid fell in love with planet Geo (when it was still called earth) and wanted to stay the rest of his lifetime on the green planet, the humans didn’t know a thing; he became one of them that even became the deputy president of a super power and married a super model twice and had eighteen children from marriage or otherwise. This might sound like some fairy tale possibly it is, but mind you it might be true , our whole conception of what we know best is about change.
The man still watched as the Lazeroids made their way into Geo’s centimeter thick atmosphere (the scientists still publicized that they had very little of the atmosphere left and that was why they were still living, meanwhile millions of galaxies away things had grown by eating plastic and red rocks and had never bother about the thing which we call air)
One of the Lazeroids, finally looked at the man, it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen, he wondered if it was from the opposite sex meaning a woman, but the Lazeroid were far more complex than the neo-humans in gender issues, you could never guess the state of a Lazeroid unless you had read “the big book of Lazeroids and allied races far from the prying eyes of satellites”. The book however was no longer available.
It looked at him (it because we don’t know for sure) and asked “Could you guide us to the Empire state building please?”
The man swallowed and said in a tone which could only be heard by the meekest of rodents on planet Geo.
“Um..yes..ok”
Satyeki
The above article was written when the author was still in good mental and physical health (though his doctor still debates the condition of his patient, the author himself is quite confident of his sanity)
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